It’s about time Conversation Hearts got a long deserved make over because ain’t nobody saying “Be Mine”, “Be True”, or “Squeeze me”. It’s 2018. Welcome to online dating, 2am texts, eggplant pics, up close selfies, and personality test acronyms. Real conversation goes something like this: Def not 6ft. Too touchy. Total Mama’s boy. Too Jewish. Too many selfies. Ugh, Dad bod. Awful dresser. Terrible kisser. He put it in my face. His car though. Nope, he didn’t pay. Didn’t offer. He swiped on my friend. Yep, a roommate. Coffeeeee? He had a Groupon. Literally talked about his dog for an hour. Ya we did once – it was bad. No, like really bad. Seriously, like 60 seconds. WTF. Freak. UGH. Hell no. Yeah right. I’m just going to be a lesbian. Me too.
Real Conversation Heart Cookies
Butter Cookie Ingredients
8 ounces unsalted butter
3⁄4cup granulated sugar
1⁄4teaspoon salt
1 1⁄2teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 large egg yolk
2 cups all-purpose flour
Royal Icing Ingredients
3 ounces pasteurized egg whites (6 tablespoons)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 cups confectioners’ sugar









2 comments
Kendra
The best Valentines post ever!!!
Jessie Daye
XO